I visited the hospital today. No, Mom, I'm not ill or injured. A few weeks ago I saw an old 1920s photo of the inside of the oldest hospital in Hong Kong. It was spectacular. Instead of the usual sterile admitting nurses, gurneys and coffee machines, it looked like a temple.

In fact it was a temple. Or at least it started out that way. So this has been one of the things I've really wanted to see.

The hospital is just down the road from my apartment, so I wandered down only to find that it is now a series of modern towers. However. HOWEVER, off to the side was an ancient-looking awning leading up some stairs, and two stone lions in front. There are tall, locked gates (i.e. too tall to climb, or this would be a shorter story). As I peered through the bars, a cleaner came through the heavy glass-paned doors. And I glimpsed what was inside.



Obviously, I sought another way in. And around the corner I found the main entrance to the building. With a frosted glass door. With a sign saying something in Chinese that I'm guessing wasn't Welcome.



I tried the handle. Unlocked. So I strode in. Of course.

I was marched out by a tiny lady in a facemask before I'd made it five feet. My pleading held no sway with this hard-harded hospital guard.

But I'd caught a glimpse inside. It was breathtaking.

Undaunted by my eviction, I went into the closest office, which was actually a physical therapy unit where the doctors were a little surprised to see me. They spoke little English but I made it clear that I really really wished to see inside that room. They pointed me across to the next building.

There I was met by another security guard, who I explained my request to in a combination of loudly spoken English and sign language. He nodded vigorously and said 'You wait here.'

Fantastic. So I waited. And waited .... And waited. Thinking that perhaps something had been lost in translation I approached again and asked whether someone was coming to show me around the room. He appeared to have no recollection of our previous conversation, so I explained again.

He said 'No not possible.' About twenty times.

Now, anyone who knows me knows that the best way to ensure that I do something is to tell me that I cannot.

I will see the inside of that room before I leave.